Kono Watashi ga Chinpo ga Rippa na dake ga Torie no Ochikobore Waka-sama Nanka ni Otosareru Wake ga Arimasen.

この私がち〇ぽが立派なだけが取り柄の落ちこぼれ若様なんかに堕とされる訳がありません。, There's No Way Someone Like Me Could Fall for a Failed Young Master Who's Only Merit is Having an Impressive Dick!